The Facts of Life (TV Series)

A Royal Pain (1983)

Nancy McKeon: Jo Polniaczek

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Quotes 

• Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : Then daddy made us go to the after party at Buckingham Palace.

  Blair Warner : You were at Buck - Buck - Buck...

  Jo Polniaczek : I think she's gonna lay an egg.

  Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : Blair... Don't be jealous.

  Blair Warner : Jealous?

  [throws head back and laughs] 

  Blair Warner : The word 'jealousy' is not in my vocabulary.

  Natalie Green : [raises glass]  Well, here's to jealousy!

• Jo Polniaczek : [re Tootie's weird play]  Oh, don't worry about the tickets. I'll get people to come.

  Natalie Green : How?

  Jo Polniaczek : [menacing tone]  They'll come!

• Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : [arrives]  Ciao, everyone.

  Jo Polniaczek : 'Ciao?' Just what I need. A Blair clone!

• Blair Warner : I don't want to spoil your fun.

  Jo Polniaczek : No, you just can't help yourself.

• Blair Warner : [it's the middle of the night]  Where is everybody?

  Jo Polniaczek : Those rats! They're probably down in the kitchen polishing off the chocolate mousse. I had dibs on that for breakfast!

• Natalie Green : [Mrs Garrett entered the cafeteria]  What are you doing up?

  Edna Garrett : Oh, I needed something for my stomach. I took a few leftovers to bed and they're not sitting too well.

  Jo Polniaczek : Did you eat my mousse?

  Jo Polniaczek : I'm sorry Jo. I mean reeaally sorry. That mousse is just sitting there, antlers and all!

• Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : [re sleeping bags]  Aren't these things supposed to be stuffed with something?

  Jo Polniaczek : Yeah. You.

• Blair Warner : You guys keep it down. You're disturbing my beauty sleep.

  Jo Polniaczek : And you really need it.