The Facts of Life (TV Series)
A Royal Pain (1983)
Mindy Cohn: Natalie Green
Quotes
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Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : Then daddy made us go to the after party at Buckingham Palace.
Blair Warner : You were at Buck - Buck - Buck...
Jo Polniaczek : I think she's gonna lay an egg.
Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : Blair... Don't be jealous.
Blair Warner : Jealous?
[throws head back and laughs]
Blair Warner : The word 'jealousy' is not in my vocabulary.
Natalie Green : [raises glass] Well, here's to jealousy!
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Jo Polniaczek : [re Tootie's weird play] Oh, don't worry about the tickets. I'll get people to come.
Natalie Green : How?
Jo Polniaczek : [menacing tone] They'll come!
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Natalie Green : [Mrs Garrett entered the cafeteria] What are you doing up?
Edna Garrett : Oh, I needed something for my stomach. I took a few leftovers to bed and they're not sitting too well.
Jo Polniaczek : Did you eat my mousse?
Jo Polniaczek : I'm sorry Jo. I mean reeaally sorry. That mousse is just sitting there, antlers and all!
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Natalie Green : [Tootie gets up in the middle of the night to go after Alex, but steps on Natalie] Ouch!
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : I'm sorry, I forgot you were there.
Natalie Green : What are you doing?
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Shhh! Go back to sleep.
Natalie Green : I would, but you're standing on my face!
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Natalie Green : Oh, the meals aren't half bad. For prison food.
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : You're really a princess?
Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : Yes, I am.
Blair Warner : [lips curling] It's no big deal.
Natalie Green : Let us be the judge of that. Tootie, a princess!
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [wants the new girl to adapt to Eastland] Oh, Alex, go get your uniform for me, please?
Natalie Green : [to Alex] She has a uniform fetish.
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Natalie Green : [everybody's playing porter] Blair! Pick up a suitcase! You've got arms!
Blair Warner : I will not! No one around here ever helped me with my luggage.
Natalie Green : Listen, we're talking princess here. You said it yourself, there is a certain pecking order.
[big smile:]
Natalie Green : You're not Big Bird anymore.