- Jo Polniaczek: [Blair dropped the ironing board] That's it, that's it. All right, I've made a decision.
- Blair Warner: You're finally gonna streak your hair?
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [blamed for Jo's decision to move out] Us? You're the one who ripped the sweater she was wearing to her exam!
- Blair Warner: She'll thank me for it later.