- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [after Jo hit Blair] Is that what they mean by the right hand of God?
- [snickers]
- Jo Polniaczek: [stating the obvious] I hit you.
- Blair Warner: [sarcastic] No...
- Jo Polniaczek: But I wanna let you know, I'm never gonna do it again.
- Natalie Green: "Bless you." Blair, do you realize that's all you're going to be able to say to every guy you meet for the rest of your life?