- [first lines]
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: I thought you had 'em!
- Natalie Green: I thought you had 'em!
- Edna Garrett: They couldn't have just walked away.
- Jo Polniaczek: You know, it's going to be pretty tough getting to Buffalo without bus tickets. Unless you plan to travel piggy-back on Superman.
- Blair Warner: I don't understand why you didn't just hire a private limousine.
- Natalie Green: Because we're cash poor at the moment. All of our money is tied up in survival.
- [last lines]
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [as Brian and Sylvia kiss during live broadcast] I love happy endings.
- Natalie Green: Yeah. You don't get many of those during a news show.