- Monica Warner: Blair I'm going to tell you something and I don't want you to take it the wrong way... I hate you.
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: Blair, your mother doesn't hate you.
- Blair Warner: She spit in my face... Okay she didn't spit, but I could tell she wanted to.
- Monica Warner: AAAHH!
- Blair Warner: Mother?
- Monica Warner: ARRGGHH!
- Monica Warner: Mother, don't say that.
- Monica Warner: Whoaaa!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Don't say that either.