- Jo Polniaczek: I have a journal full of useful inventions, but do I get an award?
- Blair Warner: For what?
- Jo Polniaczek: Well for one, my magnetic toothpaste cap. It always returns to the tube.
- Natalie Green: Why didn't you ever do anything with it?
- Jo Polniaczek: It only worked if you were facing North.
- Blair Warner: Hello, Marge? This is Miss Warner, Blair Warner. Eldest daughter of David Warner, of Warner Textiles... Yeah, the one in the elevator.