- Blair Warner: [re Cousin Geri] She's not having a good time. She's falling in love.
- Edna Garrett: Can't you do both at the same time?
- Edna Garrett: Blair... rejection is a risk most people are willing to take. Now, haven't you ever been afraid a boy might walk out on you?
- [Blair looks at her like Bambi]
- Edna Garrett: Let me find a better example.
- Blair Warner: Excuse me, as blood relative I get the first hug.
- Jo Polniaczek: Oh, I defer to Vampira.