The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Teenage Marriage: Part 1 (1981)
Charlotte Rae: Edna Garrett
Quotes
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Edna Garrett : You girls will do fine. Besides, it will give you a chance to meet some of those foxy Bates boys.
Jo Polniaczek : Who needs those stuffy creeps? I've got the best. Eddie.
Blair Warner : Wonderful. We get to hear another chapter of The Young And The Restless.
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Jo Polniaczek : No, I'm... I'm too modest to read this. Here, you read it, Mrs. Garrett.
Edna Garrett : Oh, no. I never read love letters at night after my warm milk. Too stimulating.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [eagerly] I'll read it. Nothing's too stimulating for me. "Keeping you in my head is the only way I get through the grind. When I hold the mop, I'm holding you. When I grab a pan, I'm grabbing you. When I'm peeling a potato, I'm peeling you."
Jo Polniaczek : A guy saying things like that... You could die.
Blair Warner : I certainly want to.