The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Teenage Marriage: Part 1 (1981)
Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner
Quotes
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Jo Polniaczek : Juliet was only thirteen when she married Romeo.
Blair Warner : Yes. And they had a great wedding night, they both died.
Jo Polniaczek : Yeah, well otherwise their marriage would have worked out great.
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Edna Garrett : You girls will do fine. Besides, it will give you a chance to meet some of those foxy Bates boys.
Jo Polniaczek : Who needs those stuffy creeps? I've got the best. Eddie.
Blair Warner : Wonderful. We get to hear another chapter of The Young And The Restless.
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Jo Polniaczek : No, I'm... I'm too modest to read this. Here, you read it, Mrs. Garrett.
Edna Garrett : Oh, no. I never read love letters at night after my warm milk. Too stimulating.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [eagerly] I'll read it. Nothing's too stimulating for me. "Keeping you in my head is the only way I get through the grind. When I hold the mop, I'm holding you. When I grab a pan, I'm grabbing you. When I'm peeling a potato, I'm peeling you."
Jo Polniaczek : A guy saying things like that... You could die.
Blair Warner : I certainly want to.
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Jo Polniaczek : Hey, don't go blaming Eddie. At least he's ready to prove how he feels about me.
Blair Warner : What's he gonna do, tattoo your name on his chest?
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Blair Warner : That's not an engagement ring. An engagement ring has a diamond in it.
Jo Polniaczek : It's got a diamond in it. Maybe it would help to bring it a little closer.
[her fist in front of Blair's face]
Blair Warner : Of course. Now I see it. It's lovely.
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Blair Warner : Jo, remember Bink Parker from the debate? He's taking me out tonight.
Jo Polniaczek : How come? I thought he won the debate.
Blair Warner : I thought you and Eddie would like to go to dinner with us. You've never been on a double date before.
Jo Polniaczek : So far we've been lucky.
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Jo Polniaczek : I thought you wanted to have dinner with me and Eddie out of friendship, you phony!
Blair Warner : What I did was out of friendship, Jo. You matter to me.
Jo Polniaczek : You know what matters to me? That you and your hit-man Bug bink off, or BInk bug off, or whatever.