The Facts of Life (TV Series)

The Academy (1982)

Nancy McKeon: Jo Polniaczek

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• Buzz Ryan : [on phone]  Listen, Jo, I got a problem. I could really use your help. You see, I need a date for this formal military dance.

  Jo Polniaczek : Military dance? You gotta be kidding! No way! I'm not going to one of those things.

  Buzz Ryan : No, I don't mean you, Jo. I need somebody classy.

  Jo Polniaczek : You're *smart* to do this over the phone.

  Buzz Ryan : It's gotta be one of your rich and famous Candice Bergen types.

  Jo Polniaczek : [just then, Blair comes walking past]  I could probably lay my hands on one.

• Blair Warner : [to Buzz]  You're a hoot and a half. Jo, where have you been keeping him?

  Jo Polniaczek : Don't ask!