- Natalie Green: [talking to her father after he was caught cheating on her mother] Are you really sorry you did it or sorry you got caught?
- Jo Polniaczek: [trying to divert Natalie's attention away from her cheating father] Well, uh, let's see what, uh, what kind of wines...
- Natalie Green: We can't order wine. We're under-aged!
- Jo Polniaczek: Well, maybe there's a good year for Dr. Pepper!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Nat, two people together can overcome anything. Whatever life hands them. All it takes is love!
- Blair Warner: You've been reading the back of that Barry Manilow album again.
- Blair Warner: [in Italian restaurant] This place is famous for its discreet encounters. You know who used to come here?
- Edna Garrett: Who?
- Blair Warner: Dick and Liz. Eddie and Liz. Everybody and Liz.
- [first lines]
- Natalie Green, Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [as they enter swanky Italian restaurant Pagliacci's, escorted by Blair] Wow...!
- Natalie Green: Tootie, this place is unbelievable!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: I know. It looks just like it did in People magazine, only in color.
- Natalie Green: [after having followed a woman she mistook for a TV star:] It wasn't Rachel. But that lady's got more scandals than Another World.
- Blair Warner: The first time my Mom got divorced, she took me to Paris... and I cried for a week. The second time? We went to Palm Springs...
- [smiles]
- Blair Warner: and she cried for a week.
- [Jo shakes her head]
- Blair Warner: The third time
- [chuckles]
- Blair Warner: we just went shopping.
- [flicks back her hair]
- Blair Warner: When my stepfather got the bill, he cried for a week!
- Jo Polniaczek: [gets up from her chair, sighs, hugs Natalie] Oh, Nat. You'll be okay. We survived.
- Blair Warner: I blossomed!