- Kevin Metcalf: This is so unlike my father, when he says be here on the tenth, he's here on the tenth.
- Natalie Green: Today's the ninth.
- Kevin Metcalf: Oh you're kidding.
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: I don't know what I should say to him...
- Jo Polniaczek: How about 'Hello'. From there you can go anywhere.
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: I still need something borrowed.
- Blair Warner: [hands her a bracelet] You can borrow this.
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: Oh thank you!
- Blair Warner: Oh don't worry, it's insured.
- Blair Warner: He just broke it off, just like that, after all we meant to eachother.
- Jo Polniaczek: You went on one date.
- Blair Warner: We communicated. We reached out and touched.
- Jo Polniaczek: You went to a taco stand.
- Natalie Green: [Trying to impress a guy who likes to ski] I live for the slopes!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Natalie, you can't ski.
- Natalie Green: I'm just a little rusty.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: You slow down by dragging your face.
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: Oh, that's ridiculous. He's probably coming through town on his way to somewhere.
- Natalie Green: Oh, sure. Peekskill being the crossroads of the world. Just poppin' in on his way to Katmandu.