The Facts of Life (TV Series)

Who's on First (1983)

Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner

Quotes 

• Blair Warner : You're not thinking of doing anything silly now are you?

  Jo Polniaczek : No, murder is serious buisness.

• Jo Polniaczek : [has investment ideas]  I'm going into the market.

  Blair Warner : Terrific! Could you get me some yogurt?

• Edna Garrett : What individual has had the biggest influence on your life? Calvin Klein?

  [looks at Blair askew] 

  Edna Garrett : Blair, I don't think that's what they want.

  Blair Warner : Mrs. Garrett, these schools are dying to have me. Anything they read after the name Blair Warner is just frosting on the cake.

• Blair Warner : How much dust can thirty dollars gather?

• Blair Warner : [playing down the newspaper with the bad news]  Uh, it's the fashion news. Halston's coming out with a new line.

  Jo Polniaczek : I hope it's newer than yours.