- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: Believe it or not, I hope to make your tenure here as painless as possible. For both of us. I will write out my lesson plans for the entire course. Familiarize you with rating system, and try to find you some place to work. But you may have to settle for the broom closet.
- Bruno Martelli: There's some kids from school in there.
- Lisa Connors: I know.
- Bruno Martelli: Some of them are your students.
- Lisa Connors: Not at 8.30 p.m they're not.
- Bruno Martelli: I like your style.
- Lydia Grant: Look, it's hard enough trying to getting through to these kids five, six classes a day. You add some hookey-tookey in there and see how much learning gets done.
- Holly Laird: Hey, I love the music you wrote for the show. Special stuff.
- Bruno Martelli: Thank you.
- Danny Amatullo: Yeah, man, wait 'till you see what Miss Grant put together, this show is gonna tear the roof off, it's gonna blow the walls out and it's gonna shatter the windows.
- Doris Schwartz: No, really, it's the best stuff you've ever written. Ten thousand Grammy Awards.
- Bruno Martelli: I can handle that.