- Lydia Grant: Uh, Mr. Landon, how did you know Elizabeth was in here?
- Jim Landon: It's her breath. It could stop a truck.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: What?
- Jim Landon: [laughs] I'm sorry, I'm just joking. It's your cologne.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: Well, apparently we made the mistake of turning down the wrong student.
- Lydia Grant: Was not a mistake! The girl moved like a bowling ball with corners.
- Doris Schwartz: Don't say anything to cheer me up, just remove all the sharp objects from my purse.
- Danny Amatullo: You're a stronger person havin' been disappointed. I mean, being hurt makes you strong.
- Doris Schwartz: Being hurt makes you hurt, that 's all it does.