Quotes
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Holly Laird : [sighs] There's gotta be an easier job than show business.
Doris Schwartz : Well, there's always coal mining.
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Doris Schwartz : Yeah, you know, when Coco would order you'd always help her, and now you're raining all over our parade.
Bruno Martelli : [scoffs] I helped Coco, she got a job in a road company. If you guys get a job in a road company, I'll be all alone, I won't have anyone left to sing my Barry Mannilow songbook with.