- Danny Amatullo: Where I'm brought up, the guys are the ones who are supposed to be funny.
- Reggie Higgins: Oh Danny, I-I really like you, but I don't think I could stop being funny.
- Mr. Dyrenforth: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have two women pick you up, bring you flowers, take you out to dinner and spend the whole evening fussing about you?
- Jesse Valesquez: Yes I do.