Family Guy (TV Series)

Emission Impossible (2001)

Gary Cole: Mike Brady, Thug #1

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : My sister just called. Her baby's due any day now, and Ted just walked out on her.

  Peter Griffin : Whoa, whoa. Back it up, back it up. You have a sister?

  Lois Griffin : I promised her I'd be on the next train. Oh, poor Carol, all alone in that big house.

  Peter Griffin : Wait a minute. Carol... Carol... is she the one with the Jacuzzi and the pool table?

  Lois Griffin : Yeah.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, I'd better come with you.

  Lois Griffin : Really? Well... well, that's a surprise.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, come on, Lois. When have I not been there for you?

  [cutaway; in their car, they're accosted by two thugs at a red light] 

  Thug #1 : Get out of the damn car! Now!

  Thug #2 : Scream and you're dead.

  Peter Griffin : [getting out]  Thanks for the ride, lady.