Family Guy (TV Series)
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (2002)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Carter Pewterschmidt, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Announcer, Jared, The Count, Driver, N'Sync Member, Guard
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : I say, Quagmire, it seems to me we've each made another $500 million dollars.
Quagmire : Good thing we swore off women so we wouldn't be distracted and unable to accumulate this vast amount of wealth.
Peter Griffin : Yes. You watch the ticker. I'm gonna microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire : Butter's in the fridge!
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[after being threatened by the superpowered Griffins at a town hall meeting]
Mayor Adam West : That's it! We have to fight fire with fire. If nuclear refuse gave them superpowers, it could do the same for me. Citizens, I'm off to the toxic waste dump!
[to cheers, Mayor West leaves town hall. He drives over to a nuclear waste plant and hops over the gate. He then proceeds to roll around in nuclear waste leaking out of drums. Cut to Mayor West at a doctor's appointment with Dr. Hartman]
Dr. Elmer Hartman : Mayor West, you have lymphoma.
Mayor Adam West : [nonplussed] Oh, my.
Dr. Elmer Hartman : Probably from rolling around in that toxic waste.
Mayor Adam West : I see.
Dr. Elmer Hartman : What the hell were you trying to prove?
Mayor Adam West : I was trying to gain superpowers.
Dr. Elmer Hartman : That's just silly.
Mayor Adam West : Silly, yes. Idiotic, yes.
[beat]