Family Guy (TV Series)
If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' (2000)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Jeremy, NBC Employee, Male Crowds
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Quotes
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Chris Griffin : Dad, when you said, "Chris finished his homework," were you talking about me? Because if you were, I think you just lied to Mom.
Peter Griffin : Chris, everything I say is a lie.
[Catches the problem]
Peter Griffin : Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
[Beat]
Peter Griffin : And that.
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NBC Employee : [Pitching a TV show idea] How about this? A single white girl in the city working at a magazine!
NBC Assistant : [the executives murmur in agreement] Do you guys hear yourselves? This is the same old crap over and over again. We need to take a chance. Try something different. Something fresh.
[the head of the network walks over, picks up a poster for "Just Shoot Me", and proceeds to beat the assistant over the head]