Family Guy (TV Series)

Jungle Love (2005)

Carrie Fisher: Angela

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• Angela : Mr. Griffin, we have different rules here. For starters, no drinking, period. We start work at 7:00 a.m. sharp. This is your coworker, Opie. He is a burden of the state deemed unfit for mainstream society. He is your superior.

  Peter Griffin : [Opie babbles unintelligbly]  What did he say?

  Angela : He said he wants you to put your finger in his mouth. If you value your job, I'd do it.

  Peter Griffin : [doing so]  Ow! He bit me!

  Angela : Mr. Griffin, although I may not fully understand Opie's management style, he has proven himself a more competent employee than you, so in my absence, you will listen to him.

  Peter Griffin : [as she leaves, Opie babbles again]  Oh, come, guy.

  [more babbling; groaning, he puts his finger in Opie's mouth again] 

  Peter Griffin : Ow! Ow! Oh! Oh! Damn it! Oh, this is worse than being Kevin Federline's magic mirror.

  [cutaway] 

  Kevin Federline : Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?

  Peter Griffin : Well, Kevin, um, I would say, first of all, don't shave or shower.

  Kevin Federline : Okay, I won't.

  Peter Griffin : And, uh, you just got out of bed, right?

  Kevin Federline : Yeah.

  Peter Griffin : Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.

  Kevin Federline : Um, okay.

  Peter Griffin : All right, so we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts, um... oh, and don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.