Family Guy (TV Series)
Jungle Love (2005)
John Viener: Chief Oleki
Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Hey, uh, you gots got an ATM? I only got $37 on me.
[the villagers all gasp and bow to him]
Peter Griffin : What's the matter with them?
Chieftain : We've never seen that much money before. You are the richest man in the country.
Peter Griffin : Richest man in the country? Wow, no Griffin's been this powerful since my ancestor, King Arthur Griffin.
Princess : [cutaway] Oh, Arthur, if you are able to draw the sword from the stone and prove to me you truly are the sole king of Camelot, I will make love to you right here in the clearing.
King Arthur Griffin : What if I could just move it an inch, will you touch me?
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Chieftain : Hello. I am Chief Oleki. Welcome to my village. Our air is clean, our food is bountiful, and our water is caffeine-free. Never had it...
[triumphant laugh]
Chieftain : Never will. This is my daughter, Loca. My son, Hidalgo, and my cousin Vinny.
Joe Pesci : Hey, how you doin'? Give me a word, any word at all, and I'll pronounce it funny for a nickel.
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Chris Griffin : [Peter has the villagers re-enact an episode of "Seinfeld"] Dad, I have had enough of you taking advantage of these people. For God's sakes, the woman playing Elaine is a high priestess!
Peter Griffin : I don't have to take that from you. I'm the richest guy in town!
Chris Griffin : Dad, don't you see? This is a wonderful place, and you're just using it to escape from your problems at home.
Peter Griffin : What do you mean? Meg's right there.
Lois Griffin : But, Chris, honey, aren't you doing the same thing?
Chris Griffin : What do you mean?
Lois Griffin : I mean you just came here because you were being picked on at school. You're using these people to escape your problems.
Chris Griffin : Oh, my God! You're right. I married this 11-year-old girl for all the wrong reasons! I'm sorry, Loca. I guess I just came here because I was afraid of being a freshman.
Chieftain : Freshman?
Chris Griffin : [the villagers start chasing them] I guess you can't run away from your problems anywhere!
Peter Griffin : [running toward a docked seaplane] Jock, start the engine! Get the plane up!
[as they run toward the water a la "Raiders of the Lost Ark," the plane starts up and they all manage to get aboard]
Brian Griffin : Uh, Peter, I think we forgot Meg.
[standing on the edge of the water, Meg falls over, revealing a number of blowdarts in her back]