Family Matters (TV Series)

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Urkel (1992)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

Quotes 

• [At The Winslow home in the alternate world] 

  Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : I'm flat broke, dad. Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping?

  Carl Otis Winslow : [Grabs his wallet]  How much do you need?

  Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Well now that depends, how nice of a Christmas gift do you want.

  Carl Otis Winslow : I'll tell you what son, why not give me cash for Christmas.

  [Puts his money back into his wallet] 

  Carl Otis Winslow : Thanks for the present son.

  Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Dad, cash is so impersonal.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Edward, why can't you manage money like your brother, Steve? He finished his Christmas shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny.

  [Steve Winslow comes down the stairs] 

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Hey dad. Edward! I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids

  Carl Otis Winslow : That's wonderful, son.

  [Faces Eddie] 

  Carl Otis Winslow : Look at him, charming, handsome, popular. Steve is the perfect son.

  Laura Lee Winslow : [Faces Ty]  Steve is my brother?

  Ty : No, he's Eddie's brother. Remember you wished that Steve could find out what's it like to be you. Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel.

  [Laura walks in the door dressed up in a stereotypical nerd fashion. Steve is embarrassed that he didn't walk out the door faster. Carl and Eddie are also shocked too] 

  Laura Lee Winslow : [Urkel voice]  Seasons Greetings, Winslows!

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Get lost, Laura!

  Laura Lee Winslow : Alright!

  Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : What're you so happy about? He just told you to get lost.

  Laura Lee Winslow : I know, but he said 'get lost, Laura'. Yesterday he said 'get lost, Fido Face!'

  [to Steve] 

  Laura Lee Winslow : I'm wearing you DOWN, baby!

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [about Harriette's gingerbread house]  This is a work of art.

  Laura Lee Winslow : No, it's a work of Harriette, get it, Art, Harriette?

  [does Steve's laugh and snort]