- Steve Urkel: [shows up in the living room with his flowers from the cemetery] Hi Laura, these are for you. Wow, are you wearing a bra?
- Carl Winslow: Don't you think we should let Laura go to the party?
- Harriette Winslow: Carl, she's 13. If she starts dating now, she'll get serious, and then the boy will get serious, and then they'll both get serious. And that's serious!
- Carl Winslow: Harriette! Will you get serious?