- [Greg has just sat down next to Laura]
- Greg: Hi, Laura.
- Laura Lee Winslow: Hello Greg.
- Greg: Are you ok?
- Laura Lee Winslow: No, it really bugs me that Steve is the only guy with enough guts to stand up to Willie.
- [Greg leaves as Willie walks in with Waldo and the crowd boos him. Then Urkel shows up with Eddie and Carl and the crowd cheers for him]
- [Walks over to Willie Fuffner]
- Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: Fuffner, I've heard of some low things in my time, but forcing Laura to go to the dance with me is plain despicable.
- Willie Fuffner: [Wipes his own mouth] Thank you.
- Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [Unstraps his gloves] Sir, not only have you harassed and insulted me, but you have sullied the reputation of my lady love.
- [slaps Willie with his gloved hand]
- Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: I demand satisfaction.
- Willie Fuffner: He hit me with a mitten.
- Waldo Faldo: Be careful, he has another one.
- Willie Fuffner: [Grabs Steves gloves] Urkel, you are dead meat!
- Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [is chased and hides behind a jock] Hold me back, hold me back.
- [Comes out and fights Willie as the students cheer for a fight between Urkel and Fuffner]
- [Waldo and Willie have just gotten out of class to trash Urkel's locker]
- Waldo Faldo: Whacha gonna do Willie?
- Willie Fuffner: I'm gonna trash Urkel's locker.
- Waldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie?
- Willie Fuffner: Cause it's Tuesday.
- Waldo Faldo: Again?