- Eddie Winslow: Well, I'm done studying for the night.
- Rachel Crawford: Hey, grab a crayon, you can color with us.
- Eddie Winslow: No thanks, I don't want to overload my brain.
- Laura Winslow: Tying your shoes overloads your brain.
- Eddie Winslow: Oh, yeah? I can tie my shoes with both hands tied behind my back!
- Eddie Winslow: Well... 6 A's. Five bucks apiece. You owe me forty bucks, dad!
- Laura Winslow: [in disbelief] 6 x 5 is 30. He can't even multiply!
- Eddie Winslow: Oh yeah? Well I got an A in math that says I can.
- Eddie Winslow: Dad, you weren't really serous about sending me to Columbia, were you? You do know there's a drug war going on down there?...
- Carl Winslow: Son,
- [Sits Eddie back down]
- Carl Winslow: ...
- Eddie Winslow: For the first time in my life, I got to find out what it was like to be smart: everybody was really proud of me, and I was even looking forward to going back to school on Monday. I guess now it's back to being stupid.
- Carl Winslow: Edward, you are not stupid. You may be a little undisciplined... well no, I take that back, you're very undisciplined, but you've just convinced yourself that you're not smart.