- Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier.
- Laura Lee Winslow: [Yelling at Judy who's trying to shove her plate in front of Eddie dishing food] Can you wait?
- Judy Winslow: No! I want some!
- Harriette Winslow: [to Rachel] Believe me!
- Rachel Crawford: We're in trouble now.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: We're in more trouble than you know. Before we left, I drank a whole quart of prune juice!
- Harriette Winslow: It's sure taking Carl a long time to walk two miles to the gas station.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: He must've taken a shortcut.
- Rachel Crawford: Hariette... the upstairs bathtub is filled with green Jell-o, *what* went on here?
- Judy Winslow: You'll see, I got pictures of *everything*.
- Guy in Towel: Hey, hey! Are you Eddie?
- Eddie Winslow: Yeah, why?
- Guy in Towel: There's something wrong with your water pressure!
- Steve Urkel: [Carl sits on the couch and hears Steve humming, looks around, takes the cushions off the couch revealing Steve in it with a drink and snacks] Party of the year, Carl! Party of the year!
- [holds up bag]
- Steve Urkel: Cheese ball?
- Carl Winslow: [in shock, carrying in half the gravy boat] They, they threw a gravy boat through the window. Why would they do that?
- Eddie Winslow: [nonchalantly] They were playing football.
- Harriette Winslow: Let's kill him, Carl! We're still young, we can have more!