Family Matters (TV Series)

They Shoot Urkels, Don't They? (1995)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

Quotes 

• Harriette Winslow : [Steve and Carl have been competing in the dance contest for 12 hours]  Carl, I didn't think it was possible, but the older you get, the more childish you get.

  Carl Winslow : What is that supposed to mean?

  Harriette Winslow : [pulls away from him]  Carl, you're walking home!

  [turns and leaves] 

  Myra Monkhouse : Steven, you know I love you with all my heart, and all my soul,

  [takes off her shoe] 

  Myra Monkhouse : but *not* my feet!

  [turns and storms out] 

  Steve Urkel : But boogie-woogie butt!

  Fletcher : [steps between the two men]  Oh dear, you are the only two left and with nobody to dance with. It's over.

  [about he and Estelle] 

  Fletcher : We're gonna hop on the Harley and head home.

• Carl Winslow : [turning around in slow circles to continue the dance marathon]  I could do this all night.

  Steve Urkel : [looks at the sun coming up]  We have!

• Carl Winslow : It just drove me crazy that somebody like you could almost beat me, but don't worry, you probably will some day.

  Steve Urkel : You know, it takes a big man to say something like that... I guess that's why you're the big guy!