- Hulk: Hulk want friend back! Hulk fight to get friend back!
- Human Torch: [throws fireball at the Hulk] Torch wanna pitch!
- The Thing: And Thing wanna hit!
- [punches Hulk]
- Dr. Doom: [to Bruce Banner, as he transforms into the Hulk] Oh, don't change on my account, Doctor...
- Rick Jones: [Seeing Hulk fighting Thing] I gotta stop this!
- Dr. Doom: [Stuns Rick] Oh, but I'm so enjoying this athletic little Donnybrook...
- Mr. Fantastic: [Struggling to get up] Must... help them!
- Dr. Doom: [Enters] I'm afraid that's entirely out of the question, Richards. Doctor's orders.
- Dr. Doom: You're guest of honor at my Latverian embassy, Dr. Banner. In fact, I've prepared a suitable room especially for your needs. I call it the Gamma Ray Suite.
- Dr. Bruce Banner: Let me go, Doom. Without my help, Reed Richards might die.
- Dr. Doom: Reed Richards, dead of a virus - how common.
- [to self]
- Dr. Doom: Not quite the ultimate vengeance I'd always hoped for, but... tidy, nonetheless...
- [Abruptly]
- Dr. Doom: Oh, and yes, I will let you go - after the Hulk destroys the remainder of the Fantastic Four!
- Hulk: Who are you?
- Dr. Doom: [Bows] I'm your friend, Doctor Doom.
- Hulk: Rick Jones is Hulk's only friend!
- Dr. Doom: Oh, tut, tut. Not anymore, I'm afraid.
- [Turns on a video feed]
- Dr. Doom: Rick Jones has made new friends. He's deserted you, Hulk. He's betrayed your trust, and joined the Fantastic Four. And they have turned him against you.
- Hulk: [Smashes computer] No! No one leaves Hulk!
- Dr. Doom: Ah, but the answer is simple. To make Mr. Jones your friend again, you have only to destroy his new friends: the Fantastic Four.
- Hulk: Yes! Hulk destroy Fantastic Four!
- [Jumps out through roof]