- [after a kiss]
- Aeryn Sun: No, I will not be a slave to your hormones.
- John Crichton: My hormones? Hey, I was lips, you were tongue!
- [about Crichton getting turned into a statue for 80 years]
- John Crichton: Humans do not live as long as Sebaceans, or Hynerians or Delvians. When I get back, everyone, my Dad, DK, my sisters, Cameron Diaz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be dead.
- Ka D'Argo: Well, you may never see these people again anyway.
- John Crichton: Hope, D'Argo. It's what keeps you going. Your gonna see your son. I'm gonna get home. Hope, I have hope... or I have nothing.
- John Crichton: After we're married, and I mean right after we're married, they turn us into statues!
- Ka D'Argo: [beat] That... is... fascinating...
- John Crichton: Excellent. D'Argo discovers science!
- Dominar Rygel XVI: Listen carefully, Peacekeeper. The longer Crichton plays the part he's been assigned, the more likely we'll keep our internal organs internal. Do not dissuade him from this marriage.
- Aeryn Sun: Thank you, Rygel. I'll do what I think is right.
- Dominar Rygel XVI: For Crichton or for you?