The Fast Show (TV Series)
Christmas Special (1996)
Paul Whitehouse: Various Roles
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Quotes
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Various Roles : [French Art House film] Do you like my knees?
Various Roles : Yes. I love your knees.
Various Roles : Do you like my thighs?
Various Roles : [Sits on the bed and puts a cigerrette in his mouth] Yes.
[the man lights his cigerrette and smokes]
Various Roles : Do you like my wrists?
Various Roles : [Picks up teddy bear] I particularly like your wrists.
Various Roles : Do you like my eyes?
Various Roles : [Picks up and looks at portable radio] Yes.
Various Roles : Do you like the bits behind my knee for which there is no name?
Various Roles : Yes.
Various Roles : Do you like my neck?
Various Roles : Yes.
Various Roles : Do you like my index finger?
Various Roles : Yes.
Various Roles : [Anyone Fancy A Pint man enters the room] Does anyone fancy a pint?
Various Roles : Yes
[Both men exit the room]