Father Ted (TV Series)
A Christmassy Ted (1996)
Dermot Morgan: Father Ted Crilly
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Quotes
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Father Ted Crilly : You let Dougal do a funeral?
Father Ted Crilly : [Cut to destroyed hearse]
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Father Ted Crilly : Where did you manage to stick Jack in the end?
Father Dougal : Ah, they've got this great place, Ted where you can put people who don't want to go shopping. They can just stay there and have a laugh.
Father Ted Crilly : Really? Never heard of that. Were there other people there?
Father Dougal : Ah, loads of people, Ted. He'll be fine.
[Meanwhile, Jack is in a creche, smoking a cigarette and surrounding by children playing]
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Father Ted Crilly : Y'know, when I woke up this morning and I looked in the mirror there was a middle-aged, grey-haired man staring back at me.
Father Dougal : Who was that Ted?
Father Ted Crilly : Me Dougal!
Father Dougal : Ah. That would explain a lot.
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Father Dougal : [about the Advent calendar] God, Ted, I can't wait to find out what's behind tomorrow's one. I-I bet it's a donkey or somethin'.
Father Ted Crilly : Oh right so you've eh changed from your initial prediction. What was it again, Rudd Gullit sitting on a shed, was it?
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Father Ted Crilly : I mean, what's it all about?
Father Dougal : Oh there's not really a story Ted, it's just about football and stuff.
Father Ted Crilly : Ah no Dougal I mean life.