Father Ted (TV Series)

Are You Right There Father Ted? (1998)

Eamon Rohan: Colm

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• Colm : I hear you're a racist now, Father? Should we all be racist now? What's the Church's position? I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the ol' racism.

  Father Ted : What?

  Mrs. Carberry : [wildly gesticulating]  Good for you, Father! Good for you! Somebody finally had the guts to stand up and say it! They come over here, after our jobs and our women, fecking Greeks!

  Colm : It's not the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after!

  Father Ted : I'm not after the Chinese! I'm not a racist!

  Mrs. Carberry : I don't care so long as I can have a go at the Greeks! They're the ones who invented gayness!