Father Ted (TV Series)

Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading (1996)

Frank Kelly: Father Jack Hackett

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Quotes 

• [Pointing at the various items he is naming] 

  Father Jack Hackett : Chair... curtains... floor...

  [Points at Ted] 

  Father Jack Hackett : Gobshite!

• Father Jack Hackett : What? Priests? Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island!

• [Father Jack sobers up and looks at Dougal and Ted] 

  Father Jack Hackett : Where are the other two?

• Father Jack Hackett : Drink!

  Father Ted Crilly : You won't find any there father. I put it somewhere very safe.

  Father Jack Hackett : Where?

  [We see all of Father Jack's alcohol hidden in a cave on Craggy Island's coast]