Father Ted (TV Series)

Speed 3 (1998)

Pat Laffan: Pat Mustard

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• Father Ted : I know what's going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker.

  Pat Mustard : Oh, yeah? Well, I think that you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of an accusation. And I'm a very careful man, Father. A very careful man!

  Father Ted : Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom.

  Pat Mustard : Ah, w-... you certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you?

  Father Ted : Yes, I... well... if you're going to be... of course you will... JUST FECK OFF!

• Pat Mustard : And now to ride Mrs O'Reilly.

• Mrs. Doyle : Father Crilly, Pat wants to know if he can put his massive tool in my box.

  Father Ted : Now see here!

  [Pat holds up a huge wrench] 

  Pat Mustard : It won't fit in mine.

• Pat Mustard : And now to ride Mrs O'Reilly