Father Ted (TV Series)

Speed 3 (1998)

Pauline McLynn: Mrs. Doyle

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Doyle : Father Crilly, Pat wants to know if he can put his massive tool in my box.

  Father Ted : Now see here!

  [Pat holds up a huge wrench] 

  Pat Mustard : It won't fit in mine.

• Father Ted : [Checking his tea]  This is a very milky cup of tea Mrs Doyle. This is almost an all milk cup of tea. I mean, is there any tea in here at all?

  Mrs. Doyle : Well, no.

  Father Ted : Anyone would think you were trying to use up all the milk so that, so that Pat Mustard could come here more often.

  Mrs. Doyle : [Pouring milk into a plant]  Haw haw haw haw. Pat's very interesting though Father. At the weekends, he's a swimming instructor in the pool and he fought in Vietnam and he's a former Mr Universe and he taught Elvis Presley how to play karate.

  Father Ted : Well it sounds to me as though he's telling you a few tall tales. What do you think Dougal?

  Father Dougal McGuire : Well Ted, I'm very cynical as you know.

  Mrs. Doyle : Well Father, it's not my place I know, but it sounds to me like you're a little bit jealous.

  Father Ted : Jealous? Of Mr milky man? I very much think not.