Father Ted (TV Series)
The Mainland (1998)
John Henderson: Tour Guide
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Quotes
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Father Dougal McGuire : How come all the rocks are different sizes?
Tour Guide : Well, you know, rocks are generally different sizes.
Father Dougal McGuire : Wow. I'm finding out all kinds of things I never knew about rocks.
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Tour Guide : This particular cave was formed more than 15 million years ago.
Father Ted Crilly : Wow. I don't believe it.
[the man in front of Ted turns around, it's the actor Richard Wilson from 'One Foot in the Grave']
Richard Wilson : You again!
[he grabs Ted and pulls his jacket over his head]
Richard Wilson : I never want to see you again! Bastard!
[Ted and Dougal run away]
Tour Guide : That path's not open to the...! Oh, Mr. Wilson, could I just say how sorry I am...
Richard Wilson : No, that's alright, that's alright. As long as I don't have to hear that bloody catchphrase again.
[the tour guide tries not to laugh]
Tour Guide : [voiceover] I don't believe it! I don't belieeve it!