Father Ted (TV Series)
The Plague (1996)
Jim Norton: Bishop Len Brennan
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Quotes
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[Ted answers the phone]
Bishop Len Brennan : Crilly, It's me.
Father Ted Crilly : Oh feck!
Bishop Len Brennan : What?
Father Ted Crilly : Who ees thees? Zere is no Creely 'ere.
[Ted hangs up]
Father Ted Crilly : God almighty! I just said "feck" to Bishop Brennan!
Father Dougal McGuire : Oho! He won't like that!
Father Ted Crilly : It might be alright though. I disguised my voice so he'd think he dialled the wrong number.
[the phone rings, Ted picks it up]
Bishop Len Brennan : Crilly.
Father Ted Crilly : Ah, Bishop Brennan. I think you must have got the wrong number when you called there.
Bishop Len Brennan : Shut up, Crilly, just shut up!
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Bishop Len Brennan : And you have...?
Father Ted Crilly : Ah, yes. The rope. I'd like to see him chew through this... Again.
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Bishop Len Brennan : You address me by my proper title, ya little bollocks!
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Bishop Len Brennan : What would the following words suggest to you: "Jack", "sleepwalking" and "bollock naked"?
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Bishop Len Brennan : Um... Crilly what is this?
[Points to big pile of rabbit droppings on the floor]
Father Ted Crilly : That's um... Caviar.
Bishop Len Brennan : Caviar?
Father Ted Crilly : Yes, well it's not everyday we have a bishop around, so we thought we'd get the Caviar out.
Bishop Len Brennan : Right so what you've done is, you've spread some Caviar down there so i can get on my hands and eat it off the floor.
Father Ted Crilly : ...Yes
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Bishop Brennan : What would the following words suggest to you: "Jack", "sleepwalking" and "bollock naked"?
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Father Dougal McGuire : Ted! Did Len find the rabbits?
Bishop Len Brennan : What did he say?
Father Ted Crilly : Well er...
Bishop Len Brennan : Did he call me Len again?
[shouts downstairs]
Bishop Len Brennan : You address me by my proper title you little bollocks!
Father Dougal McGuire : Sorry er... Father Len Brennan.