Carl Reiner: Sarmoti

Quotes 

• Larry : [while watching a video tape of the Today show]  Holy cow! Who's that?

  Sarmoti : Blake as a baby. Later in the show he gets felt up by Elton John.

• Sarmoti : [to Nelson]  We all know Foo-Lin is crazy, but who gives a crap? She's a panda, you're a panda. This is the biggest no-brainer in the world.

• Sarmoti : [to Nelson]  You're new with women and you're swinging for the fences. Let me save you a lot of heartache: You're not a powerhitter. Just lay down a bunt, get on base and thank the merciful Lord they even let you suit up.

• Foo Lin : Did it ever occur to you that maybe I could do better?

  Sarmoti : No. That did not occur to me. Good Lord! Your whole species is meshuggah. No wonder you're going extinct.

  Foo Lin : I deserve love!

  Sarmoti : Wrong! You're a middle aged, fat, virgin panda. You deserve Nelson.