Firefly (TV Series)

Shindig (2002)

Adam Baldwin: Jayne Cobb

Quotes 

• River Tam : [mimicking Badger's Cockney accent]  Sure, I got a secret; more 'n one. Don't seem likely I tell 'em to you, now, do it? Anyone off Titan colony knows better 'n to talk to strangers. You're talkin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Skipped off-home early. Minor graft jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lockdown, but less than you claim. And you're, what, a petty thief with delusions standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.

  Badger : Nice to see someone from the old homestead.

  River Tam : Not really. Call me if anyone interesting shows up.

  Badger : I like her.

  Jayne : [Whispering to the crew after River leaves]  That there - exactly the kind of diversion we could have used.

• Kaylee Frye : [pointing to a pink frilly dress]  Say, look at the fluffy one!

  Zoë Washburne : Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink.

  Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?

  Jayne Cobb : I'll chip in.

  Zoë Washburne : [to Jayne]  I can hurt you.

• Jayne : What we need's a diversion. I say Zoë gets nekked.

  Wash : Nope.

  Jayne : I could get nekked.

  Wash , Dr. Simon Tam : No!

• Mal : You backed out of a deal last time. Left us hangin'?

  Jayne : Hurt our feelings.

  Mal : You recall why that took place?

  Badger : Had a problem with your attitude, is why. Felt you was - what's the word?

  Jayne : Pretentious?

• Kaylee : Look at the pretties!

  Wash : What am I looking at, the girls or the clothes?

  Jayne : There's girls?

  Zoë : The clothes please.

• Jayne : [drinking tea]  This ain't bad.

  Badger : There's a trick to it. Wood alcohol.

  Mal : Now, we're favored guests, treated to the finest in beverages that make you blind.

• Jayne : We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op.

  Wash : I was gonna watch. It was very exciting.

• Badger : Won't deal with me direct. He's takin' an irrational dislike.

  Jayne : What happened? He see your face?

• Jayne : [to the crew, about their plan to take out Badger's people and rescue Mal]  Doc is filling Shepherd in on the plan. Doc is the diversion.

  Mal : [Entering the ship]  Did you ever see such a lazy crew.