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Mal : 'Kay, help me find our man. He's supposed to be older, kind of stocky, wears a red sash crossways.
Kaylee : Why does he do that?
Mal : Maybe he won the Miss Persephone pageant. Just help me look.
Kaylee : Is that him?
Mal : That's the buffet table.
Kaylee : Well, how can we be sure, u-unless we question it?
[smiles widely]
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Kaylee Frye : [pointing to a pink frilly dress] Say, look at the fluffy one!
Zoë Washburne : Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
Jayne Cobb : I'll chip in.
Zoë Washburne : [to Jayne] I can hurt you.
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Mal : Does, uh... does this seem kind of tight?
Kaylee : Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering.
Mal : What's the point of that, I wonder?
Kaylee : Oh, mangos!
Mal : I mean, I see how they did it. I just ain't gettin' the why.
Kaylee : These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I. How 'bout that?
Mal : Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee : Yes, sir, Cap'n Tight-Pants.
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Kaylee : I'm not saying the 80-04's hard to repair. It just ain't worth it.
Older Farmer : It's a fine machine, you just keep it tuned.
Kaylee : T-sai boo shr! The extenders ain't braced.
Murphy : I've been telling him to buy an 80-10 for years.
Kaylee : Those tenders snap off, don't matter how good the engine's cycling.
Younger Farmer : Miss Kaylee, I wonder if I could request the honor of having this...
Murphy : [interrupting] Wait a minute, let her talk! She's talkin'.
Kaylee : By the way, the 80-10's the same machine. They just changed the plating, hoped no one noticed.
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Kaylee Frye : Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there.
Cabott : It's not as good as last year.
Kaylee Frye : Oh, really? What-what'd they have last year?
Cabott : Standards.
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Kaylee : Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.