The Flintstones (TV Series)
Baby Barney (1962)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble
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Quotes
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[Fred arrives home pushing a baby carriage]
Fred Flintstone : Sorry to be gone so long, but old Freddy boy did it again. Our troubles are over.
Wilma Flintstone : What are you talking about? Where'd you get that carriage?
Betty Rubble : And where's Barney?
Fred Flintstone : Girls, I want you to meet the latest addition to our family... Little Tex Flintstone.
[Barney, dressed as a baby, appears in the carriage shaking a rattle]
Barney Rubble : [with a baby voice] Goo-goo!
[Betty and Wilma faint in shock and Fred and Barney try to revive them]
Fred Flintstone : Come on, Wilma. Open your eyes, sweetheart. See? It's me, Fred.
Wilma Flintstone : [wakes up] Fred. Oh, oh, yeah. Fred.
Barney Rubble : Hey, hey, Betty, wake up, wake up. Look, it's me.
[Betty wakes up, but after seeing Barney still dressed as a baby, she screams and faints again]
Barney Rubble : Uh-oh. B-Betty's out again, Fred.
Wilma Flintstone : Aaah! There's that thing again!
[Wilma, too, faints again]
Fred Flintstone : Barney, will you shut up and go in the house so I can get them on their feet.
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Store Clerk : Uh, good afternoon, gentlemen. Can I help you?
Fred Flintstone : Uh, I'm interested in looking at a life-like baby doll.
Barney Rubble : Yeah, a boy doll.
Fred Flintstone : He's gotta talk, walk, and go to sleep.
Store Clerk : Oh, I've got just the doll for you. He walk, talks, and goes to sleep. Watch.
[the clerk activates the baby boy doll]
Baby Doll : Mama. Daddy. Mama. Daddy. Mama. Daddy. Mama.
Fred Flintstone : Uh, what do you think, Barney?
Barney Rubble : Well, I think he wants his mom and daddy.
Fred Flintstone : I mean, will it fool Uncle Tex?
Barney Rubble : Well, uh, how's Uncle's eyesight?
Fred Flintstone : Good.
Barney Rubble : Then it won't fool him.