The Flintstones (TV Series)

Deep in the Heart of Texarock (1965)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : You know, Barney, I'd like to get my hands on whoever said ''Go West, young man.''

• Wilma Flintstone : Oh, there's the ocean.

  Fred Flintstone : I didn't know your ranch was on the ocean, Uncle Tex.

  Uncle Tex : You got it twisted, boy. The ocean's on my ranch.

  [laughs] 

  Uncle Tex : But we just use it for a little ol' swimming pool.

  Barney Rubble : Real nice, Uncle Tex, but I'd sure hate to have to clean it.

• Wilma Flintstone : Fred, shouldn't we be checking in? We'll miss the plane.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, don't worry, Wilma. I know this airline. They never leave on time.

  Woman : [over loudspeaker]  Last call for Texarock. Flight number 7 leaving on time... smart aleck!

• [the Flintstones and Rubbles receive a large crate from Texarock] 

  Fred Flintstone : Texarock? Why, it must be from dear old Uncle Tex. He sent our reward.

  Wilma Flintstone : It looks like a piano.

  Betty Rubble : Or a combination washer and color TV.

  Fred Flintstone : Good old Uncle Tex. I knew he'd come through a winner.

  [Fred opens the crate and Carmen the cowasaurus comes out, kissing him] 

  Fred Flintstone : Carmen? Oh, no!

  Barney Rubble : Hey, what are we gonna do with her, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : I'll tell you what we're doing! We're shipping her straight back to Texarock!

  [Fred closes the crate back up, but Carmen angrily bursts back out, ready to charge] 

  Fred Flintstone : Carmen. Carmen, back in the crate!

  [Carmen chases Fred outside] 

  Fred Flintstone : Help! Help! Somebody, do something!

  Barney Rubble : Don't worry, Fred! She'll tire herself out by tonight!

  Wilma Flintstone : Just goes to show you, Betty, there's nothing worse than a spurned female.