The Flintstones (TV Series)

Deep in the Heart of Texarock (1965)

Hal Smith: Uncle Tex, Carmen, Dinosaur, Pilot, Cow

Quotes 

• Uncle Tex : How's the herd, Blister?

  Blister : Just going to take head count, Mr. Tex.

  Uncle Tex : Good. Me and the boys will join you while the ladies freshen up.

  [gives Wilma a paper] 

  Uncle Tex : Here you are, Wilma.

  Wilma Flintstone : What's this for?

  Uncle Tex : Map of the house in case you get lost.

• Wilma Flintstone : Oh, there's the ocean.

  Fred Flintstone : I didn't know your ranch was on the ocean, Uncle Tex.

  Uncle Tex : You got it twisted, boy. The ocean's on my ranch.

  [laughs] 

  Uncle Tex : But we just use it for a little ol' swimming pool.

  Barney Rubble : Real nice, Uncle Tex, but I'd sure hate to have to clean it.