- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, there's the ocean.
- Fred Flintstone: I didn't know your ranch was on the ocean, Uncle Tex.
- Uncle Tex: You got it twisted, boy. The ocean's on my ranch.
- [laughs]
- Uncle Tex: But we just use it for a little ol' swimming pool.
- Barney Rubble: Real nice, Uncle Tex, but I'd sure hate to have to clean it.
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred, shouldn't we be checking in? We'll miss the plane.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, don't worry, Wilma. I know this airline. They never leave on time.
- Woman: [over loudspeaker] Last call for Texarock. Flight number 7 leaving on time... smart aleck!
- [the Flintstones and Rubbles receive a large crate from Texarock]
- Fred Flintstone: Texarock? Why, it must be from dear old Uncle Tex. He sent our reward.
- Wilma Flintstone: It looks like a piano.
- Betty Rubble: Or a combination washer and color TV.
- Fred Flintstone: Good old Uncle Tex. I knew he'd come through a winner.
- [Fred opens the crate and Carmen the cowasaurus comes out, kissing him]
- Fred Flintstone: Carmen? Oh, no!
- Barney Rubble: Hey, what are we gonna do with her, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: I'll tell you what we're doing! We're shipping her straight back to Texarock!
- [Fred closes the crate back up, but Carmen angrily bursts back out, ready to charge]
- Fred Flintstone: Carmen. Carmen, back in the crate!
- [Carmen chases Fred outside]
- Fred Flintstone: Help! Help! Somebody, do something!
- Barney Rubble: Don't worry, Fred! She'll tire herself out by tonight!
- Wilma Flintstone: Just goes to show you, Betty, there's nothing worse than a spurned female.