The Flintstones (TV Series)

Foxy Grandma (1963)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Sonny

Quotes 

• Barney Rubble : So this is an employment agency, huh? I never knew such a thing existed, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : Where did you think people went when they were out of work?

  Barney Rubble : To the unemployment office.

• [after turning down the beautiful housekeeper, Bertha] 

  Barney Rubble : It's just the old story, Bertha. Beauty versus brains. His wife would take one look at your beauty and knock his brains out.

• [while watching Fred do yard work] 

  Betty Rubble : Amazing. It's absolutely amazing, Barney. Just look at Fred work.

  Barney Rubble : Yeah. Ever since he found out Wilma's gonna have a baby, he's been a regular dynamo. Cutting the lawn, trimming the hedges, all the things Wilma used to do.

  Betty Rubble : Mm-hmm. Just so she can relax in her delicate condition.

  Barney Rubble : Yeah. It's like I always said, Betty, it takes a baby to make a husband a father.

  Betty Rubble : I wonder whether my work would be done for me if I had a baby.

  Barney Rubble : Gee, I don't know, Betty. It looks like Fred's got his hands full now.

• Wilma Flintstone : I know you're trying to help, Fred, dear, and I love you for it, but you can't do the housework. Let's call my mother.

  Fred Flintstone : No, absolutely not, and don't start that again.

  Wilma Flintstone : But, Fred...

  Fred Flintstone : I'll go to an employment agency and hire a professional housekeeper.

  Wilma Flintstone : You're being very unfair to Mother, Fred. She's never done you any harm.

  Fred Flintstone : She's never done me any good either. And you know something? I can't remember her ever saying anything nice to me.

  Egbert the Elephant Sink : I can't either, and I got a memory like an elephant.