The Flintstones (TV Series)
Groom Gloom (1963)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino
Quotes
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[in his dream, the elderly Fred rushes into a church, hoping to find Arnold and Pebbles]
Fred Flintstone : Stop the music! Hold the presses! I demand this wedding be stopped!
[Fred discovers that the bride and groom are an aged Betty and Barney]
Fred Flintstone : Uh, Betty? Barney? Well, what are you doing here?
Barney Rubble : You tell us, it's your dream.
Betty Rubble : We're getting married, that's what we're doing.
Fred Flintstone : But you're already married. You got married 25 years ago.
Barney Rubble : Well, you can't expect us to remember everything that happened 25 years ago.
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Fred Flintstone : All right, Arnold, if you're here to deliver the paper, let's have it.
Arnold : Yes, sir.
[Arnold tosses the paper which hits Fred in the head]
Fred Flintstone : Oof! Why, you...
Barney Rubble : Oh, hold it, Fred. You said, "Let's have it."
Arnold : I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone : [mimics Arnold] "I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone. I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone."
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[Arnold and Fred are about to play table tennis]
Arnold : Ready, Mr. Flintstone?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah.
[Arnold serves the ball and it swiftly passes Fred]
Barney Rubble : One to nothing.
Fred Flintstone : Wait a minute, Barney! I wasn't ready!
Barney Rubble : But Arnold asked you if you was ready and you said, "Yeah."
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, I said, "Yeah," but I didn't mean, "Yeah, I was ready." I meant, "Yeah, I'm getting... ready to be ready."