The Flintstones (TV Series)
Jealousy (1966)
Harvey Korman: The Great Gazoo
Quotes
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[after disguising Barney as a woman]
The Great Gazoo : Voila. A beautiful... Yuck! Well, you can't win them all.
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[while driving to the bowling alley]
Barney Rubble : Got to hand it to you, Fred, you old mastermind, you.
Fred Flintstone : Don't remind me.
Barney Rubble : But you really outdid yourself tonight.
[Gazoo appears]
The Great Gazoo : Don't remind him. That's just what he's afraid of.
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[Fred goes to the refrigerator for a snack, but the moment he opens it, Gazoo hits him in the face with a pie]
Fred Flintstone : Hey, what's the big idea?
The Great Gazoo : You had that coming, dum-dum, for acting like such a knucklehead to a sweet girl like Wilma.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, yeah? Well, let me tell you something, you... y-you... uh...
[chuckles]
Fred Flintstone : You're right. You're right. I deserved it, and I'm gonna march right back in and I'm gonna apologize to Wilma this minute.
The Great Gazoo : Well, maybe there's hope for you yet.
Fred Flintstone : [chuckles] You know something, old pal, you're a pretty good guy after all.
The Great Gazoo : So are you, dum-dum. So are you.
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The Great Gazoo : Need some help, dum-dums?
Fred Flintstone : Gazoo!
The Great Gazoo : In the, if you'll pardon the expression, spirit.
Fred Flintstone : Say, maybe we can get some use out of you after all. You see that big phony in there dancing with Wilma? The guy with the big smile?
The Great Gazoo : You mean that handsome brute?
Barney Rubble : Yeah, yeah. That's him.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, shut up, Barney! I'll tell him.