The Flintstones (TV Series)

Kleptomaniac Pebbles (1963)

Daws Butler: Elephant, Pterodactyl, Hen, Clerk, Baffles, 1st Detective, 1st Traffic Cop

Quotes 

• [after Fred gives a baby elephant ride a dime, Pebbles starts to ride it] 

  Pebbles Flintstone : [giggles]  Whee!

  Fred Flintstone : Hold on tight.

  [the elephant stops seconds later and Fred walks away with Pebbles] 

  Fred Flintstone : Boy, that's what I'd call a short ride.

  Elephant : What does he expect for a dime? A round trip to the moon?

• Fred Flintstone : As I was saying, Barney, tomorrow I am taking a cop to lunch. Huh?

  [Fred finds two policemen near his car, writing tickets] 

  Traffic Cop #1 : Parking too close to a hydrant.

  Traffic Cop #2 : Parking too far from the curb.

  Traffic Cop #1 : License plates incorrectly displayed.

  Traffic Cop #2 : Broken taillight.

  Traffic Cop #1 : Parking in a crosswalk.

  Traffic Cop #2 : And in a red zone.

  Barney Rubble : Like you said, Fred, our police force is the finest.

• Clerk : A loaf of rockwheat, one pterodactyl egg, a quart of mammoth milk and... Wow! Ha ha! You sure are stocking up on the groceries today, Mr. Flintstone.

  Fred Flintstone : Huh? What do you mean?

  Clerk : [chuckles]  Look at the load.

  [Fred looks inside of his grocery cart and finds many other grocery items that Pebbles have grabbed] 

  Fred Flintstone : Pebbles, when did you take those things?

  Clerk : Heh. Don't worry about it. Lots of kids do that.

  Fred Flintstone : Uh, well, um, you better put this on my bill, uh, and deliver it, will you?

  Clerk : Sure thing, Mr. Flintstone.

  Fred Flintstone : Pebbles and I have some shopping to do.

  [Pebbles grabs an apple and bites down on it] 

  Fred Flintstone : Pebbles!

  Clerk : [laughs]  Now don't let her get you down, Mr. Flintstone. They all grow out of it. That'll be five cents for the apple.

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles nervously]  Uh, yeah, uh, uh, just add it to the bill, huh?

• Fred Flintstone : Why, it's you. The gentleman from the store.

  Baffles Gravel : Correction. Inspector Gravel here, of Rockland Yard.

  Barney Rubble : Rockland Yard? Hey, listen, he... he forced me into this. I wanted to go straight. Uh, who... who do I see about turning state's evidence?

  Fred Flintstone : [sarcastically]  Good old Barney, loyal to the end.

• [after the two detectives apprehends Baffles Gravel] 

  Detective #2 : [to Fred and Barney]  How long have you two been working with Baffles?

  Baffles Gravel : I say, do you think I would associate with such obvious mental incompetence?

  Fred Flintstone : Hey, Barney, I think he's referring to us.

  Barney Rubble : I guess he likes us.

• Baffles Gravel : I planted the bracelet in the baby carriage. I'll sign a full confession, but I implore you, don't link me with those two, please!

  Fred Flintstone : Told you he was a gentleman, Barney. He says please.