"The Flintstones" Kleptomaniac Pebbles (TV Episode 1963) Poster

Daws Butler: Elephant, Pterodactyl, Hen, Clerk, Baffles, 1st Detective, 1st Traffic Cop

Quotes 

  • [after Fred gives a baby elephant ride a dime, Pebbles starts to ride it] 

    Pebbles Flintstone : [giggles]  Whee!

    Fred Flintstone : Hold on tight.

    [the elephant stops seconds later and Fred walks away with Pebbles] 

    Fred Flintstone : Boy, that's what I'd call a short ride.

    Elephant : What does he expect for a dime? A round trip to the moon?

  • Fred Flintstone : As I was saying, Barney, tomorrow I am taking a cop to lunch. Huh?

    [Fred finds two policemen near his car, writing tickets] 

    Traffic Cop #1 : Parking too close to a hydrant.

    Traffic Cop #2 : Parking too far from the curb.

    Traffic Cop #1 : License plates incorrectly displayed.

    Traffic Cop #2 : Broken taillight.

    Traffic Cop #1 : Parking in a crosswalk.

    Traffic Cop #2 : And in a red zone.

    Barney Rubble : Like you said, Fred, our police force is the finest.

  • Clerk : A loaf of rockwheat, one pterodactyl egg, a quart of mammoth milk and... Wow! Ha ha! You sure are stocking up on the groceries today, Mr. Flintstone.

    Fred Flintstone : Huh? What do you mean?

    Clerk : [chuckles]  Look at the load.

    [Fred looks inside of his grocery cart and finds many other grocery items that Pebbles have grabbed] 

    Fred Flintstone : Pebbles, when did you take those things?

    Clerk : Heh. Don't worry about it. Lots of kids do that.

    Fred Flintstone : Uh, well, um, you better put this on my bill, uh, and deliver it, will you?

    Clerk : Sure thing, Mr. Flintstone.

    Fred Flintstone : Pebbles and I have some shopping to do.

    [Pebbles grabs an apple and bites down on it] 

    Fred Flintstone : Pebbles!

    Clerk : [laughs]  Now don't let her get you down, Mr. Flintstone. They all grow out of it. That'll be five cents for the apple.

    Fred Flintstone : [chuckles nervously]  Uh, yeah, uh, uh, just add it to the bill, huh?

  • Fred Flintstone : Why, it's you. The gentleman from the store.

    Baffles Gravel : Correction. Inspector Gravel here, of Rockland Yard.

    Barney Rubble : Rockland Yard? Hey, listen, he... he forced me into this. I wanted to go straight. Uh, who... who do I see about turning state's evidence?

    Fred Flintstone : [sarcastically]  Good old Barney, loyal to the end.

  • [after the two detectives apprehends Baffles Gravel] 

    Detective #2 : [to Fred and Barney]  How long have you two been working with Baffles?

    Baffles Gravel : I say, do you think I would associate with such obvious mental incompetence?

    Fred Flintstone : Hey, Barney, I think he's referring to us.

    Barney Rubble : I guess he likes us.

  • Baffles Gravel : I planted the bracelet in the baby carriage. I'll sign a full confession, but I implore you, don't link me with those two, please!

    Fred Flintstone : Told you he was a gentleman, Barney. He says please.

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