The Flintstones (TV Series)
Kleptomaniac Pebbles (1963)
Daws Butler: Elephant, Pterodactyl, Hen, Clerk, Baffles, 1st Detective, 1st Traffic Cop
Quotes
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[after Fred gives a baby elephant ride a dime, Pebbles starts to ride it]
Pebbles Flintstone : [giggles] Whee!
Fred Flintstone : Hold on tight.
[the elephant stops seconds later and Fred walks away with Pebbles]
Fred Flintstone : Boy, that's what I'd call a short ride.
Elephant : What does he expect for a dime? A round trip to the moon?
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Fred Flintstone : As I was saying, Barney, tomorrow I am taking a cop to lunch. Huh?
[Fred finds two policemen near his car, writing tickets]
Traffic Cop #1 : Parking too close to a hydrant.
Traffic Cop #2 : Parking too far from the curb.
Traffic Cop #1 : License plates incorrectly displayed.
Traffic Cop #2 : Broken taillight.
Traffic Cop #1 : Parking in a crosswalk.
Traffic Cop #2 : And in a red zone.
Barney Rubble : Like you said, Fred, our police force is the finest.
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Clerk : A loaf of rockwheat, one pterodactyl egg, a quart of mammoth milk and... Wow! Ha ha! You sure are stocking up on the groceries today, Mr. Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone : Huh? What do you mean?
Clerk : [chuckles] Look at the load.
[Fred looks inside of his grocery cart and finds many other grocery items that Pebbles have grabbed]
Fred Flintstone : Pebbles, when did you take those things?
Clerk : Heh. Don't worry about it. Lots of kids do that.
Fred Flintstone : Uh, well, um, you better put this on my bill, uh, and deliver it, will you?
Clerk : Sure thing, Mr. Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone : Pebbles and I have some shopping to do.
[Pebbles grabs an apple and bites down on it]
Fred Flintstone : Pebbles!
Clerk : [laughs] Now don't let her get you down, Mr. Flintstone. They all grow out of it. That'll be five cents for the apple.
Fred Flintstone : [chuckles nervously] Uh, yeah, uh, uh, just add it to the bill, huh?
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Fred Flintstone : Why, it's you. The gentleman from the store.
Baffles Gravel : Correction. Inspector Gravel here, of Rockland Yard.
Barney Rubble : Rockland Yard? Hey, listen, he... he forced me into this. I wanted to go straight. Uh, who... who do I see about turning state's evidence?
Fred Flintstone : [sarcastically] Good old Barney, loyal to the end.
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[after the two detectives apprehends Baffles Gravel]
Detective #2 : [to Fred and Barney] How long have you two been working with Baffles?
Baffles Gravel : I say, do you think I would associate with such obvious mental incompetence?
Fred Flintstone : Hey, Barney, I think he's referring to us.
Barney Rubble : I guess he likes us.
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Baffles Gravel : I planted the bracelet in the baby carriage. I'll sign a full confession, but I implore you, don't link me with those two, please!
Fred Flintstone : Told you he was a gentleman, Barney. He says please.